how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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