Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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