Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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