You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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