I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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