so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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