i already hear my dad disowning me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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