You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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