How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's blow job season.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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