White coat. Heels.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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