North Korea, Best Korea!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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