I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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