Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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