I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
