I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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