dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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