he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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