physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Shame - the story of my life.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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