My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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