and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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