...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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