I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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