is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So. Much. Porn.
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