if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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