Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i think im in europe. pls send help
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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