How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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