Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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