? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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