I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I FOUND THE LEGS
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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