you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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