Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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