No, drunk sperm still make babies.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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