eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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