There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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