the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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