i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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