Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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