Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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