Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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