Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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