fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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