And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
