Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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