im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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