She announced her abortion via fbk
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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