Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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