I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
