so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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