I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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