when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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