found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he laminated a picture of his dick.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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