Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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